There was once a wardrobe that came from the deep recesses of an ikea in south philly, it’s given name was Aneboda, but we like to call it pain. Two innocent students bought it to hang pretty dresses in but Aneboda was fierce, possibly akin to the snakefish which we all now know bites, trying first for fingers and then for toes. Infact, Aneboda was so nasty that she ended-up with a fierce overbite by the end of the night. One of the assemblers is from Romania where, she claims, “Aneboda” sounds a lot like a word that translates roughly to “terribly wrong.”
A word of advice to those in the market for cheap clothing storage; NEVER PURCHASE THIS EVIL PIECE OF SHIT
3 Comments
May 31, 2007 at 6:25 am
aaah, the discreet charm of ikea names… as it turns out, Aneboda is a picturesque region in Southern Sweden, around Lake Straken. Rebecca, I say we take your wardrobe there, sit by the water and watch it slowly sink into the depths, where it would be – eventually and ecologically – consumed by its fiercest enemy: the snakefish
May 31, 2007 at 2:33 pm
And if snakefish don’t happen to be endemic to the region, I am happy to introduce some young ones as a gift from the Delaware.
July 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm
had this wardrob elast year and a half well pleasd with it!!!!!